Everyone has sometimes feel like when you exit the theater to talk with the director and say, "No man, some you did not work out." Sometimes this means that it did not work out anything, and sometimes it came out something completely different, and often it is very funny. Halloween today we present you five films that were meant to scare or were set by distributors infamous horror tag (misdirection same audience), but at the time of their execution, idealuce but something went wrong and came out backwards.
Bella divorce who moves to the rainy state of Washington. There he meets new people, including idealuce the mysterious Edward, who appears only in the classroom idealuce without sunlight days. Strange, is not it? Well, Edward is a vampire - not him. More or less knew about the "Twilight" when I went with friends to this horror. Yes, horror - using the word was deceived by the supposedly idealuce benevolent people I know who, moreover, they were firmly convinced that they were going to a movie that scares. It turned out that the "Twilight" is scary in a different way than predicted by its creators.
My perception is somewhat paradoxical horror: I like to watch them, but I do not like to be scared - what makes me the ideal recipient of movies with monsters and ghosts suddenly pop out of the screen. It is not surprising idealuce in the fact that going to the "Twilight" (and thinking that it was horrible), I was a bit worried. From the first second I saw the movie in full concentration, prepared for all kinds of attempts deprivation popcorn me that as a result of a sudden spasm of fear he could find a few rows behind idealuce me. But nothing like that had happened: Kristen Stewart of mimicry nieheblowanej boards stared at the rain outside the window, and trupioblady Robert idealuce Pattinson with a similar expression surreptitiously stared at her. Solstice occurred when Edward, agile like a deer, ran into the woods and proud showed his metrosexual Bella's chest. When I saw the body glitter sparkling vampire, I was sure that this horror watch with a smile on his face.
Number idealuce of American B-movies, talking about all sorts of monstrosities (killer tomatoes, giant crabs, idealuce killer ants, beast of a million eyes etc.) is really large. Are the producers of these films really thought idealuce that captures a fortune on mutant animals (and vegetables!)? And more importantly: you really think that these creatures are their cardboard scare? Seriously? Probably never get the answers to these questions, but as one of the people we should be grateful: Thank you gentlemen (and ladies?) For these terrible films that we today can watch and laugh abdominal pain, so at least some of us do not have to On viewing the goodness of practice with Eve Chodakowska. One example of such a film is awful, idealuce but it provides the many joys "Attack idealuce of the Giant Leeches".
At first glance, it appears that leeches are made using the "all for 4 gold" - is nothing less than more than a stuffed garbage bags. These garbage bags live in swamps, built (and what else) as a result of nuclear radiation and kill people. The sheriff and his ilk are facing krwiopijcom, sipping coffee in the meantime, idealuce given by one of the characters, which probably worried about the level of caffeine in the blood of men. The scenario is and squeals and dialogues grind their teeth ("Come, you drink coffee," idealuce "I'll do coffee", "Or maybe have a drink of coffee?"). For it is a whole lot of laughter, especially during the subsequent death of the victim (is not it funny?). Responsible for all can only be someone with an admixture of blood and our Polish films relative master class B. Yes, the director of the film industry is a wonderful work of Bernard L. Kowalski, and producer Roger Corman's brother, Gene. Why, this is just the combo!
Can there be anything more absurd than to life arising car tire? Well, maybe. Among California wasteland, somewhere on the outskirts of civilization, incredible things happen, absurd, which are beyond any logic, and yet compelling, funny and scary at the same time. What can excite a moving tire itself, which, using kinetic powers, able to kill and destroy? Do you have any feelings? Is guided by the moral code? What are the priorities in the selection of the victim? idealuce Many of the questions, and the answers are easier and more trivial than you think.
Although Quentin Dupieux French director pays tribute to the good old tried and tested schemes Class B horror movies, idealuce then there is no denying that the "Rubber" ("Rubber") has a lot of intellectual assets, related party in the dialogue spectator-spectacle. The actions of the tire is deadly from a distance a group of tourists who voice commenting on the course of events, are also the initiators of subsequent changes in the plot. As the audience before the screen can only passively watch, as observers, a metaphor of the audience, establish common understanding of the tire and its victims. Is the rubber killer is not p
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